Republican Party Opposed to Gay Marriage, Not Gay Sex

Idaho Senator Larry Craig soliciting an airport security officer for gay sex is just the latest in an increasingly long line of right-wing homosexual outings.

After being shocked about accusations that Mark Foley was pursuing young congressional pages, we barely had time to recover when we were hit with stories of drug use and homosexual liaisons involving, extreme right-wing fundamentalist minister and adviser to President Bush, Ted Haggard.  Not to be outdone, Craig manages to get caught soliciting sex in a public restroom.

At first glance this just seems like a series of unfortunate events.  But let’s look a little deeper.  Did most of the bad apples just happen to fall off of the cart in the last year, or is this just the “real” Republican agenda being exposed?  Maybe the real Republican agenda is not to oppose homosexuality, just homosexual marriage.  They don’t want to replace John and Mary with John and Barry, they just want to see John and Barry wrestle in their gladiator costumes.

Maybe that’s why high school and college wrestling is so popular in red states.

My theory is that they want to keep gay sex dirty, nasty, and filthy.  They fear that by allowing gay marriage, gay sex would become the same boring wake her/him up in the middle of the night 45 seconds of ecstasy that heterosexual sex becomes after marriage.

So give the Republicans a break, they just want to keep hot man on man on man on boy action alive for them to enjoy.

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