New Word Everyone Should Embrace: Saddlebacking

Dan Savage has coined a new word in honor of Purpose Driven Life author Rick Warren.  Pastor Warren also garnered attention because he was chosen to give the invocation at Barack Obama’s despite his support of California’s gay marriage ban ‘Proposition 8‘.  Unfortunately for members of Pastor Warren’s Saddleback Church the name of their church has an entirely new meaning.

From saddlebacking.com:

Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \?sa-d?l-?ba-ki?\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum all over the sheets.

Just in case you’re not familiar with the term ‘Santorum‘, here is the definition:

Pronunciation: san-TOR-um
Function: noun
Etymology: Savage Love – 05/29/03
1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

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